it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Say something about gay babies.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
