your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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