xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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