What a fucking waste of an outfit
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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