Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
