dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Someone shattered a urinal.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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