he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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