I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
someone owes me an orgasm
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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