I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You ruined the universe
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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