I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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