I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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