he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
