very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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