are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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