Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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