The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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