in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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