I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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