all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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