god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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