At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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