My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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