Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
