It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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