he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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