when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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