Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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