We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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