We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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