So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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