when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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