I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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