What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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