Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
