Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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