i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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