just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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