So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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