I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
The power of my boobs compel you
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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