is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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