physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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