There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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