6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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