it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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