Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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