I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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