Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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