So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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