i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
That's intense
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Randomize
