her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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