i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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