Umm I'm too high to move.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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